Oh, well la tee dah, look at these fancypants cats. Quite the refined gentlemen. They probably have names like Chesterfield Rockefeller Catsworth. Or Clifford Sockington. We wonder if the pipes and the monocles are authentic, or just some sort of intellectual affectation. (Or maybe a little bit of both.)

One thing's for sure. You know these guys aren't eating anything but Fancy Feast. And probably out of a platinum bowl at that.