"My first completely doable plan to thank you involved a thousand balloons, a skywriter penning your name, and a marching band comprised entirely of tubas.  But those are only onetime things, so here's my next awesome plan: I will thank you all the days I know you, in all the ways I know how, from catching that blockbuster you long to see to helping you finish a monster plate of nachos.  And if you want a balloon or a guy to play tuba, that's cool, I'll look into it."
Blank inside.
Compendium of Seattle.