"You're the first thing I think about in the morning.  You get me through my day.  You have an enchanting, rich, aromatic smell.  You might assume I simply stole marketing copy from a coffee brand and hastily crafted this card, but you'd be wrong.  i wrestled with these long-considered sentences for hours on end, carefully selecting every world.  I also love that you are Fair Trade Certified."
Blank inside.
Compendium/IOW in Seattle.